Diary of a Mediocre Homemaker - Things I don't Understand

Dear Diary
There is so much I don't understand. But I really don't understand why people want to use fake bacon.  I saw this at Micheal's. 

Why use fake bacon if you can use real? One of our local donut places understands my need for real bacon.

Maple Bar with BACON

I call out you Turkey Bacon eaters.  If you have painted stripes on your bacon, that is not REAL!! Pork is where it is at.

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