you are adept at dealing with various bio hazards
This is the dirty side of homemaking. It took me a while to flush this post out. (bad, really, bad) I have seen it all poop both human and animal and upchuck (human and animal). I don't however really do blood. IT makes me queasy. I have some friends who the running joke is which of their kids would pee or puke on me. We since have moved far far away from them. Still like them despite having my foot peed on and being upchucked on. I don't have any magic solution to deal with any bodily fluids other than clean them up.
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