In my imaginary place there would be no school conferences or if there were it would to be to congratulate you on the brilliant job you are doing.
There would be no appointments with "SPECIALIST" believe me they're not that special
Only Happy Phone Calls similar to Happy Meals
People are actually excited to see you and want to know what you think
You can eat donuts every day without guilt
Welcome to my
"Home for Wayward Mothers"