You set peanut brittle on fire
you wonder to yourself if 20 batches of peanut brittle is enough
you go through 6 lbs of butter
you have a blister on your stirring finger
you make late night trips to the grocery store for chocolate chips
you think there might be a mini chocolate chip conspiracy
you have a cramp or pulled muscle in your right calf muscle from standing
you make sweets you can't even eat because of your life threatening allergies such as peanut brittle and peanut balls and coconut macaroons ( She ain't called Mrs Epi for nothing)
your snickerdoodles turn into hockey pucks - Something really bad happened
you let your daughter watch trash TV just so she can help you dip pretzels into chocolate
you make threats to your friends that if they don't stop harassing you they won't get a goodie plate - That is really, really wrong and will put you on Santa's naughty list.
THESE ARE ALL SIGNS TO STOP BAKING!!!
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